Reblog for bountiful and relevant employment opportunities in 2019
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both
^
lizard out there really gonna do it
this lizard is braver than any US marine
he’s going for it, the absolute madlad
a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh
(via taint3edcakes)
(Source: ithelpstodream, via randybutternubs23)
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
(via god-is-a-black-woman)
The signs as Hozier tweets
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
(via ladyshinga)
Me, trying to get rid of anything that doesn’t spark joy: Ugh I’m such a dumbass I should throw myself away.
Marie materialising in my room: Yes, this negative attitude doesn’t bring you joy. You should thank it for getting you through your past traumas but you no longer need it or want it so it should go.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.
How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…
I love this song.
Mmmnh. My mama, being a retired accountant, volunteers every year to do taxes for the elderly via a local program sponsored by AARP.
She’s only been at it for three days so far this year and has already heard this same whine from *so many* people.
When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”
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